February 2012
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boldandgrey asked: If you were any kind of monetary currency, past or present, which would you be and why?
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Anonymous asked: I like your writing. You have a funny silly way of writing that is cool. It reminds me of the way I think in my head. Right now I am trying to write like you. Your joke "finders keepers, losers rape victims" makes me want to kill myself. Should I?
January 2012
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Funny jokes, dinosaur jokes, pornographic... →
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cheesecake factory - a review
My good friends Sophie and Jason who are in love got married four days ago, and because they had a wedding, their families came to watch. It was good, because it was my first wedding. If I would give it a review, I’d give it a good one.
Today was the last night that Jason and Sophie’s families were in town, so we had a plan to drink cocktails and watch Sophie and Jason schmoop. We...
October 2011
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review - happy hour in the tiki bar in the tonga...
Sophie, Jason and I had a very good idea which was eating a Hawaiian all-you-can-eat buffet at a tiki bar. Tiki bars are invented in America probably. They are a wooden style bars with wooden style mask and mainly they are basically exotic. Their style is tropical and Polynesian. Tiki bars are cool because they are magical. They are dark and a little bit like a beach or a rainforest. I have never...
September 2011
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WatchNow playing on Crystal Dix’s TV…
Support my thesis film by donating at: http://www.indiegogo.com/tiziabarci?a=209223&i=addr
Anonymous asked: hi. are you really married? you mentioned you have husband. is it true?
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August 2011
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airplane review - virgin atlantic
Virgin is a brand, it was invented by Richard Branson who is from Great Britain. He is famous for being blonde plus he is a “Sir”. When I was a kid there was a Virgin Megastore in my hometown, so I knew Virgin. Virgin Megastore was the coolest store in the whole city, because it was so big and had so much music and movies, so it was instantly cool.
Later there were Virgin Airlines,...
July 2011
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When I was growing up, I lived on a street that was very steep and upwardy, like in San Francisco but in Austria. And it was always hard to walk up the street. So sometimes when I was older and did stuff like meeting friends at night, and then I went home but the bus that went up 3/4 of the way wasn’t driving anymore, or when the tram didn’t drive anymore, or I was tired, I sometimes...
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I hate to fly. Actually that’s a lie. I feel very ambiguous about flying. It’s dumb because it’s not your natural environment, because humans can’t fly and their bodies get weird when they do and sometimes they fart, but also, flying is amazing because it’s an unnatural environment and you see cool clouds and you get somewhere else and no one notices if you fart.
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June 2011
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Anonymous asked: do you sell your 'honk if your hogan' stickers?
May 2011
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I like my website. I think I have the best website in the world (plus gmail and the huffingtonpost). When I make updates on my website I like telling my friends to look at my update. Sometimes they look at my website and then they say “Cool!” or they “like” it. It’s a way to say “Cool, I looked at your website and I liked it.”
I have a secret tool on my...
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shops in america
I always like to talk a lot about cool inventions. I love inventions, and if everything wasn’t invented, I think we would die or something. If no one ever invented stealing eggs from chicken and then opening them and putting them on fire (someone invented cooking!), then we would never have scrambled eggs for breakfast, and America would not even exist. Who invented bacon? It’s the...
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me and mr. jackson
Samuel L Jackson is a very famous actor, and everyone knows how he looks like because he wears a Kangol hat and he is black.
Today I was at my gym. Then I finished, and I went to talk to the people of my gym at the front desk about something. Then Samuel L Jackson came into my gym! Of course I immediately recognized him from an earlier encounter in Mendocino and my intense character study of him...
April 2011
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invented inventions
Inventions are one of the coolest things in the world. Basically, everything ever is an invention that someone thought of and invented. For example: a hat was invented to keep the head cool in the sun and to look good. A chair was invented to sit on it when you are working on your computer. A treadmill was invented so you can run forever.
But the most exciting thing about stuff that was invented...
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever though that vegetarians are dumb because animals hide in caves, which are kind of like mouths so they obvious would like to be eaten.
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Every year it’s April 1st, which is famous for being “April Fools” day. People make practical jokes that are funny or bad and pretend it’s real. It’s hard to do, because everyone knows it’s April 1st and is expecting everyone to make jokes. Usually it doesn’t happen. But it’s easy to do on kids because they believe grown-up people and always forget...
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Facebook has a new thing which is cool. It’s where you ask “questions” like in a status update, but then you have answers and you can click your answer instead of writing it. It’s good if you want to tell your friend the answer to a question, but maybe you are really busy right now. Like you need to go to a meeting, and usually you would write an answer, but because the...
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March 2011
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Anonymous asked: how old are you?
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being in love
When I was a kid, I was in love with so many boys. All the time!!! But secretly. Only I knew, and my best friend and every girl in the class (because try keeping a secret when you are small. It’s like impossible! You can’t!). But the boys never liked me because they were really stupid and liked skateboarding and dumb boy stuff or because I wasn’t very cool (try being cool as a...
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I am not very good at cooking food because I’m not a cook. But if I am hungry and I went shopping, sometimes I make myself a really good sandwich. But it’s not an American sandwich with really much stuff between two breads. It’s a sandwich that’s one bread (Jewish Rye or maybe a baguette) and butter on top and then Swiss cheese and then a red bell pepper. Then I sprinkle...
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Ugh this crazy thing happened. I followed someone on Twitter like a million weeks ago, and today he followed me back!!!!! It’s like a huge deal, because no one ever follows me back, and HE is followed back by like SIX people I follow who all DON’T follow me back! Imagine the pressure? I think maybe he will message me and ask me out or something????? Kind of crazy, right?
Also,...
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A Sim Story
Recently I got a game from my friend, it is called “The Sims 3” and is about playing the Sims. I remember the first time in my life that I heard about the game. It was during high school, and we were in the big theater/assembly room and the kid from my class was a nerd and he had the instruction book for his new game called “The Sims.” I heard about it and it was cool....
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I’ve been really bad at updating my website diary. I decided to update it today, which is ironic because it’s the most important day also because of something that happened in Japan. It was a big earthquake! Earthquakes are sad, because everyone says it’s nature, and when nature kills people it’s even sadder than when someone grown up kills people. Because for nature,...
January 2011
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December 2010
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WatchMY NEW MOVIE watz up guyz do you like it?
November 2010
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October 2010
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! dustpiggies !
My FAVORITE ARTIST in the whole INTERWEB made an account on tumblr so I can follow him more closely.
CHECK HIM OUT and follow him guyz.
internethistory asked: For more of the amazing Eugene Wong, you can check out his Lookbook profile: http://lookbook.nu/hosiery_advocate
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dance floor poem
The people are dancing Really good It’s dark in here But it’s good A man next to me Isn’t dancing at all But he watches the girls And plays with his balls
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poem about a band
He plays the guitar Or is it the bass? It sounds very nice He learned it in guitar class