About
Hi guyz,
I'm a cyber artist and this is my blog. It is famous for being the most unpopular and unfamous blog diary website page on the internet. It is also the most boring. I AM FROM AUSTRIA best country in the wurld BUT I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO so good too.
You can "ask" me something and I'll tell it to you.
You can see my FASHION BLOG here:
http://cool-fashion.tumblr.com/
Check out my new JOKE BLOG over there:
You can hire me for some things like this:
hire me for these things maybe
You can see some of my art here:
SO MUCH POETRY ON HERE, guyz. See all my POEMS there:
EVERY poem and drawing and painting and photo and review and quote and idea and stuff is by me, unless stated otherwise (I'm really talented in all of those things).
It's my policy never to read my reviews.
The joys of being a cyber artist
Are most apparent when my presence is truly missed
Because people wait for my art
Like people wait for the obligatory fart
After eating too many beans
For breakfast
People want me to do an update
While I am on a lunch date
So they can read my thoughts
And agree with me
People want my drawings
To brighten up their mornings
But it’s so hard to do
Because I don’t live in the same time zone as you
And during my morning walk to the bathroom
You are in your routine late afternoon
And miss my art that day
I am constantly improvising
Poems and ideas
Under bridges, under cedars
So I can share them with you
Because you want me to
And I like to do what you want
People are always complimenting me
And from what I can see
In google analytics
I am popular in so many places
With a variety of faces
And the same ones too
Because I get compliments by you