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There is one thing that is like the worst thing in the world. It’s when you are a guy, because you can’t be a guy and have long fingernails. Imagine if you are a guy with long fingernails? It’s the worst!!! I always just do stuff, and then suddenly I look at my hands and my nails are really long!!! I don’t even notice it, because it just happens. Nails grow so fast, and the thing is that you don’t even know because they grow from the inside, so you don’t see it or feel it (except if you are very sensitive maybe, or look at the right moment).

Today I was in class and I looked at the boys in my class. They all have short fingernails!!!! That’s good, because it looks nicer. But it means they have to look at their fingers a lot and cut their nails like all the time, right??? It’s the worst, because think of all the things you do all day with your hands, like when you put butter on your toast, or you count, or you write a check. Guys always have to do those things and look at their nails and check if they are short enough to be a guy!

But boys never talk about it! Which is really weird if you think bout how much time they must spend doing it (like at least every week!).

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