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Hi guyz,

I'm a cyber artist and this is my blog. It is famous for being the most unpopular and unfamous blog diary website page on the internet. It is also the most boring. I AM FROM AUSTRIA best country in the wurld BUT I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO so good too.

You can "ask" me something and I'll tell it to you.

http://tizia.tumblr.com/ask

You can see my FASHION BLOG here:

http://cool-fashion.tumblr.com/

Check out my new JOKE BLOG over there:

http://butt-jokes.tumblr.com/

You can hire me for some things like this:

hire me for these things maybe

You can see some of my art here:

ART here!!!

SO MUCH POETRY ON HERE, guyz. See all my POEMS there:

Poetry HERE!!!

EVERY poem and drawing and painting and photo and review and quote and idea and stuff is by me, unless stated otherwise (I'm really talented in all of those things).

It's my policy never to read my reviews.

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29 January 12
28 April 11
This is a drawing of a movie still from the movie “Julien Donkey-Boy” which is a movie by Harmony Korine.
The movie is about the boy Julien who is schizophrenic and his sister and his brother and his father and stuff that happens. In this drawing I drew Julien with his sister who is actually the famous actress Chloë Sevigny. It is a scene where Julien and his brother want to wrestle, and his sister and his Dad (who is Werner Herzog) are watching, but Julien is being bit naughty and playful and hiding behind his sister.
It is a good movie that I recommend people to look at. You can get it on Netflix. It’s good.

This is a drawing of a movie still from the movie “Julien Donkey-Boy” which is a movie by Harmony Korine.

The movie is about the boy Julien who is schizophrenic and his sister and his brother and his father and stuff that happens. In this drawing I drew Julien with his sister who is actually the famous actress Chloë Sevigny. It is a scene where Julien and his brother want to wrestle, and his sister and his Dad (who is Werner Herzog) are watching, but Julien is being bit naughty and playful and hiding behind his sister.

It is a good movie that I recommend people to look at. You can get it on Netflix. It’s good.

23 April 11

invented inventions

Inventions are one of the coolest things in the world. Basically, everything ever is an invention that someone thought of and invented. For example: a hat was invented to keep the head cool in the sun and to look good. A chair was invented to sit on it when you are working on your computer. A treadmill was invented so you can run forever. 

But the most exciting thing about stuff that was invented is thinking about it never being invented. What if no one ever invented leg warmers? Then maybe people would have evolved to have more hair on their legs (already true!! So maybe the invention was too late). Or if no one ever invented pillows. Maybe our heads would be much softer because of evolution trying to make things better for us. 

Imagine that Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone (and maybe also the word “bell”?), had never invented the telephone. Before people had telephones, they had to use pigeons to send messages to their friends. Pigeons were one of the most important animals in the world!!!! They were trained to fly to your friends or enemies and bring you a message that they were carrying around their throat. The messages could only be short, so they had to fly around a lot. 

Now it’s been so many years since telephones exist, and we don’t need carrier pigeons anymore. But imagine if we would still need to use pigeons to bring messages? Because of nature, pigeons would have gone through a big stage of evolution and become stronger and easier to spot (because it’s hard seeing gray on gray, and most places that are important have gray skies). Most likely, carrier pigeons would have started to become bionic pigeons! That means they are really strong and big. 

Here is a picture of a bionic pigeon. It has arms and legs and wings, and lots of eyes to see traffic (because of all the pigeons flying all the time). To emphasize how big it is, it is standing next to a miniature mouse that is magnified by a really strong magnifying glass to make it look bigger.

The pigeon is yellow because it is from Austria and that’s the color of the national post. Seeing a bionic pigeon in the world that never had telephones would be like seeing a postal truck - nothing special. Just a normal thing. 

Basically, you can imagine this endlessly! Every invention ever made could have not been made and then changed everything forever! It also works the other way around. Maybe the person that would have invented warm ice cream just died before he could invent it! Or the person who invented magnets that work only on onion shells so they are easier to peel. The possibilities are unlimited!

One of my favorite inventions that was never invented is this one:

If you lose something, or you are in a shop with lots of clothes, you can make everything ever blend out and turn white, except for the thing you lost that you are looking for, or all the clothes that you like and fits you. This way we would spend so much less time looking for things or clothes.

1 April 11
I had a job from my friend Nick who is in a band. Their band name is “Music For Animals” and they are a band in San Francisco. He asked me to draw his band, because he likes my art. This is the drawing of his band. I was sad because it’s not a very good drawing, but he liked it and then he made it his profile photo!!! 

I had a job from my friend Nick who is in a band. Their band name is “Music For Animals” and they are a band in San Francisco. He asked me to draw his band, because he likes my art. This is the drawing of his band. I was sad because it’s not a very good drawing, but he liked it and then he made it his profile photo!!! 

9 January 11
Pig Boy

Pig Boy

8 January 11
Man with balancing dog

Man with balancing dog

16 October 10
A PUN!

A PUN!

15 October 10
MAKE YOUR OWN HOGAN SOLGAN!Take this image I made for you guyz to photoshop and add your own slogan to impress the Hogan!(THEN buy my original Hulk Hogan BUMPER STICKER) 

MAKE YOUR OWN HOGAN SOLGAN!
Take this image I made for you guyz to photoshop and add your own slogan to impress the Hogan!
(THEN buy my original Hulk Hogan BUMPER STICKER

12 October 10
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial 
OMG GUYZ THIS IS MY 400THST POST EVER 

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial 

OMG GUYZ THIS IS MY 400THST POST EVER 

Posted: 10:22 AM
Invented a movie.

Invented a movie.

9 October 10
7 October 10

Spock Bumper Stickers

Posted: 10:03 AM
29 September 10
Honk to Hassel the Hoff!

Honk to Hassel the Hoff!

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh