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Hi guyz,

I'm a cyber artist and this is my blog. It is famous for being the most unpopular and unfamous blog diary website page on the internet. It is also the most boring. I AM FROM AUSTRIA best country in the wurld BUT I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO so good too.

You can "ask" me something and I'll tell it to you.

http://tizia.tumblr.com/ask

You can see my FASHION BLOG here:

http://cool-fashion.tumblr.com/

Check out my new JOKE BLOG over there:

http://butt-jokes.tumblr.com/

You can hire me for some things like this:

hire me for these things maybe

You can see some of my art here:

ART here!!!

SO MUCH POETRY ON HERE, guyz. See all my POEMS there:

Poetry HERE!!!

EVERY poem and drawing and painting and photo and review and quote and idea and stuff is by me, unless stated otherwise (I'm really talented in all of those things).

It's my policy never to read my reviews.

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29 January 12
23 January 12
Yo baby so fat…

Yo baby so fat…

18 January 12
22 July 11
One of my favorite actors in the world!!

One of my favorite actors in the world!!

2 May 11

me and mr. jackson

Samuel L Jackson is a very famous actor, and everyone knows how he looks like because he wears a Kangol hat and he is black. 

Today I was at my gym. Then I finished, and I went to talk to the people of my gym at the front desk about something. Then Samuel L Jackson came into my gym! Of course I immediately recognized him from an earlier encounter in Mendocino and my intense character study of him during “Celebrity Blind Date.” And also because of his signature hat.

In Mendocino, which is a city on the coast of Northern California, my friends Sophie, Jason, Carolyn, Heinz and I were walking. We walked and we were very hungry, or we were very full because we just ate mussels. One of them. Then we walked, and I saw Samuel L Jackson! He was standing on the street with his dog. His dog is a blonde “Labrador Retriever,” which is a famous dog everywhere. I knew it was Samuel L Jackson, because Samuel L Jackson is famous for wearing a black hat from Kangol all the time! I told my friend Jason that I just saw Samuel L Jackson (because the others were walking really fast, maybe we all had to pee). He looked at Samuel L Jackson (by now we were far away) and he said “That’s not Samuel L Jackson.” No one believed me that I just saw Samuel L Jackson.

Later that day, we had dinner and played the game “Celebrity Blind Date” which was a game Sophie invented. In the game, someone has to think of a celebrity, and then the others have to think of a celebrity too, but of the opposite gender, and then you need to pretend to be the celebrity and answer the questions the first celebrity asks so the celebrity can decide which celebrity to date. My celebrity was Samuel L Jackson. Actually I don’t know a lot about Samuel L Jackson except that he is a man and he is black and he wears a Kangol beret all the time. But because my celebrity was Samuel L jackson, it was like a character study. His answer to most questions was very manly and about a hat.

Kangol is a company that is famous for its hats and has a kangaroo as a logo. It is mainly famous because Samuel L Jackson wears a hat from the company. So when I saw the man in Mendocino wearing the Kangol hat, I knew it was Samuel L Jackson because Samuel L Jackson is maybe the only person in the world that wears Kangol berets aside from any black person who wants to look like Samuel L Jackson.

So I was standing in the gym, and Samuel L Jackson came inside. I was surprised to see Samuel L Jackson again after our brief encounter in Mendocino. But I was very busy waiting for my paper work from the guy at the counter, so I didn’t say Hi to him. Then the woman in the counter noticed that Samuel L Jackson was waiting for someone to check him in, and it’s really impolite to make people wait if they are famous, so she turned to him and told him “Jackson, right? I got you!” and then she gestured him to go inside and start his work out. 

Samuel L Jackson is nice, but he is not in his target weight range. I think he is a little chubby, so he has to go to the gym. Maybe it is because he ate a lot of mussels in Mendocino. With some dedication in his work outs, Samuel L Jackson will be less chubby.

28 April 11
This is a drawing of a movie still from the movie “Julien Donkey-Boy” which is a movie by Harmony Korine.
The movie is about the boy Julien who is schizophrenic and his sister and his brother and his father and stuff that happens. In this drawing I drew Julien with his sister who is actually the famous actress Chloë Sevigny. It is a scene where Julien and his brother want to wrestle, and his sister and his Dad (who is Werner Herzog) are watching, but Julien is being bit naughty and playful and hiding behind his sister.
It is a good movie that I recommend people to look at. You can get it on Netflix. It’s good.

This is a drawing of a movie still from the movie “Julien Donkey-Boy” which is a movie by Harmony Korine.

The movie is about the boy Julien who is schizophrenic and his sister and his brother and his father and stuff that happens. In this drawing I drew Julien with his sister who is actually the famous actress Chloë Sevigny. It is a scene where Julien and his brother want to wrestle, and his sister and his Dad (who is Werner Herzog) are watching, but Julien is being bit naughty and playful and hiding behind his sister.

It is a good movie that I recommend people to look at. You can get it on Netflix. It’s good.

1 April 11
I had a job from my friend Nick who is in a band. Their band name is “Music For Animals” and they are a band in San Francisco. He asked me to draw his band, because he likes my art. This is the drawing of his band. I was sad because it’s not a very good drawing, but he liked it and then he made it his profile photo!!! 

I had a job from my friend Nick who is in a band. Their band name is “Music For Animals” and they are a band in San Francisco. He asked me to draw his band, because he likes my art. This is the drawing of his band. I was sad because it’s not a very good drawing, but he liked it and then he made it his profile photo!!! 

8 January 11
Man with balancing dog

Man with balancing dog

7 January 11
“I pity the fool” - Mr. T

“I pity the fool” - Mr. T

19 October 10
THIS IS MY NEW SERIES
I draw my favorite people from England.This is David Shrigley.
You can check out my gallery of FAMOUS AUSTRIAN PEOPLE here.

THIS IS MY NEW SERIES

I draw my favorite people from England.
This is David Shrigley.

You can check out my gallery of FAMOUS AUSTRIAN PEOPLE here.

25 September 10
13 September 10
I drew the band Chromeo because it is my favorite band in the wurld and tomorrow their new album comes out and it will be really good. 

I drew the band Chromeo because it is my favorite band in the wurld and tomorrow their new album comes out and it will be really good. 

8 August 10

This is a portrait I made of my most loyal and only fan. He is so nice. 

But because he has a really gross eye condition, this is what he looks like in profile.

6 August 10
This is my really close friend who is an artist too!!!

This is my really close friend who is an artist too!!!

5 August 10
Anita the Cigarette Smoker 

Anita the Cigarette Smoker 

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh