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Hi guyz,

I'm a cyber artist and this is my blog. It is famous for being the most unpopular and unfamous blog diary website page on the internet. It is also the most boring. I AM FROM AUSTRIA best country in the wurld BUT I LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO so good too.

You can "ask" me something and I'll tell it to you.

http://tizia.tumblr.com/ask

You can see my FASHION BLOG here:

http://cool-fashion.tumblr.com/

Check out my new JOKE BLOG over there:

http://butt-jokes.tumblr.com/

You can hire me for some things like this:

hire me for these things maybe

You can see some of my art here:

ART here!!!

SO MUCH POETRY ON HERE, guyz. See all my POEMS there:

Poetry HERE!!!

EVERY poem and drawing and painting and photo and review and quote and idea and stuff is by me, unless stated otherwise (I'm really talented in all of those things).

It's my policy never to read my reviews.

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12 October 10
Invented a movie.

Invented a movie.

19 August 10
5 August 10
Anita the Cigarette Smoker 

Anita the Cigarette Smoker 

2 August 10
I drew this picture because everyone always draws parodies of it, but I think the real one is better so I drew the real version of it. 

I drew this picture because everyone always draws parodies of it, but I think the real one is better so I drew the real version of it. 

28 July 10
omg guyz, I drew this picture becuz it is from a scene that inspired me when I went to be inspired to do art at the SFMOMA (“San Francisco Museum of Modern Art”. 
This is what happened: I was walking in the museum and looking at so many paintings. They were really good. Then I saw one woman, she was someone who worked at the museum and she was in a room looking out so people don’t steal the art. Then she took out a mirror and she looked at herself. It’s like ironic, cuz there was so much good art everywhere!!! I knew I had to draw it becuz it was my inspiration. But it was hard to draw cuz I didn’t have a photo of it, so I had to imagine it. 
One day you will go to the SFMOMA and you will see my painting! And someone will stand there and fix their makeup and you will make a photo of it!! 

omg guyz, I drew this picture becuz it is from a scene that inspired me when I went to be inspired to do art at the SFMOMA (“San Francisco Museum of Modern Art”. 

This is what happened: I was walking in the museum and looking at so many paintings. They were really good. Then I saw one woman, she was someone who worked at the museum and she was in a room looking out so people don’t steal the art. Then she took out a mirror and she looked at herself. It’s like ironic, cuz there was so much good art everywhere!!! I knew I had to draw it becuz it was my inspiration. But it was hard to draw cuz I didn’t have a photo of it, so I had to imagine it. 

One day you will go to the SFMOMA and you will see my painting! And someone will stand there and fix their makeup and you will make a photo of it!! 

21 July 10
Maria Hofstätter as “the Hitchhiker” in Ulrich Seidl’s “Dog Days” (“Hundstage”) - Get it on Netflix, guyz!!!

Maria Hofstätter as “the Hitchhiker” in Ulrich Seidl’s “Dog Days” (“Hundstage”) - Get it on Netflix, guyz!!!

20 July 10
Another film still from “Import/Export” which is a movie by Ulrich Seidl. In this scene the girl tries to be sexy on a webcam to earn money.

Another film still from “Import/Export” which is a movie by Ulrich Seidl. In this scene the girl tries to be sexy on a webcam to earn money.

27 May 10

Crack Poetry round six: 

“Ma’am spare me a dollar sir”
Said the woman with no knees
I turned around and looked at her
But kept my dollar and my keys

(See my instructions to being a poet HERE)

25 May 10
Romy Schneider or something.

Romy Schneider or something.

10 May 10
You have been looking at her.

You have been looking at her.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh